HOLY F*SCK!NG HELL--O TO JAPAN!

Dear JET Applicant:

It is our great pleasure to inform you that you have successfully passed the
2nd stage of the screening process for the 2007 JET Program year and are now
on the final short-list for ALT candidates. You are now scheduled for
placement in a Contracting Organization, which is possible in almost all
cases.

AHHHHHHH!#$()*#$ I MADE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE IT!%#()*%

I'M GOING TO JAPAN!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!

< breathes >

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giurew (#$*)(@*#1389431!!!

I HAVE A JOB AFTER GRADUATION. [insert Final Fantasy victory theme here]